Card 2: Public Information

IMPORTANT!

Sometimes, the most important facts people need to know, are not, necessarily, the ones they actually do know. Informing people of information of benefit to them is a public duty, and one that, as a responsible citizen, I feel I should try and uphold in every medium possible! Especially at someones Birthday! Being the life of the party, I naturally perceive that people LOVE facts, right?

Therefore for a friends' (Patch C) birthday a few years ago this informative if a little esoteric card was given. Whilst some of the information within the graph is not wholly scientifically endorsed or accurate it's validity is assumed as being one that intelligent people will just recognise as common fact from intuition (as so many fine models are): such as wrestling a bear becomes VERY likely at retirement age, 21 year olds are very good at Pokemon and Baroque music is closely related to basil, but is in no way bohemian.

I think there was more important public information on the other page of the card but I fear this may never be revealed to the wider public (despite it's contents being of the up-most importance to you, the readers, imminent safety.) as at the time I may have failed to get a picture. (patch, if you read this.. your chance to help me out?...). Whilst quite simple in design, I was trying to make it overall look like a bound 1960's information booklet but the paper was just a liiiiiiiiittle bit too bobbly...

As this blog develops, you will begin to see that my cards tend to fall into two categories: themed and crazy (Sometimes, REALLY crazy), or arty and natural with the chosen theme really depending on the person and/or how much I may have had to drink.